Case of the Mondays

It's Monday and I've been up since 3:30. I woke up to an infomercial for some contraption that supposedly makes you lose 30 pounds in 10 days. It was really disturbing because it involved some guy who looked like he was seconds away from roid rage, and he was straddling something that looked like a pogo stick. I quickly flipped to music videos and happened upon "F***ing Perfect" by Pink, which I actually really like which is probably not too shocking... Three and a half hours later, I left for work. Don't even ask me what I was doing because I have no idea... all I know is I'm at work and it definitely feels like I woke up on the wrong side of the bed....