Sunday, February 20, 2011

Benefit of the Doubt

Weezer Song of the Day: "Put Me Back Together"

Just googled "What happens after 21 days of quitting smoking?"

Answers:
Your circulation improves.
Walking becomes easier for you.
Your lung function increases up to 30 percent.
Insomnia
"Brain acetylcholine receptor counts up-regulated in response to nicotine's presence have now down-regulated and receptor binding has returned to levels seen in the brains of non-smokers." 


Whatever the fuck that last one means... let me tell you the Lindsay breakdown of what happens after 21 days: 


1. Urge to smoke increases when surrounded by assholes
2. Brain functions like a total and complete psycho that thinks about nothing but smoking
3. YOU GO FUCKING INSANE BECAUSE YOURE SO SICK OF EVERYONE DOUBTING YOU ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
4. You start a blog and realize no one's really reading
5. You start a blog and realize this will be the longest year of your life.

3 comments:

  1. I'm reading it, Lids! You've come this far, Don't turn back now

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  2. I'm betting on it only being the longest few months of your life.

    After that a shift comes where you turn into the ex smoker asshole who is even more hypersensitive to other people who stink of it and start insulting them for still being weak jackwads lacking in the strength of will and determination to not be slaves to corporate/government overlords.

    Oh right... and you rant more. <3

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  3. Hahahahaha Troy I love you, you insightful and witty bastard. Longest few months of my life is the understatement of the century. If it kills me I'll never be one of those holier than thou ex smokers. Besides...I love the smell...

    <3 L.

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